Scouts 16 October 2026

The Great Emerald Park Expedition 👻

On a spooky night in October, an intrepid team of 70 Scouts and Ventures embarked on a daring expedition into the wilderness of Emerald Park. Their mission: conquer terrifying rollercoasters, navigate unfamiliar territory, and locate vital food supplies. Their greatest enemy? The cold.

Armed with determination and, in some cases, inadequate jackets, the explorers set off to map the terrain. Groups navigated winding pathways, mysterious queues, and confusing junctions, occasionally relying on the time-honoured navigation technique of following someone who looked like they knew where they were going.

As temperatures plummeted, the search for food became increasingly urgent. Teams scouted the landscape for vendors, following the scent of hot chips like seasoned survival experts. Burgers and other provisions were secured, restoring morale and preventing what could have become a full-scale expeditionary crisis.

Meanwhile, the park's rollercoasters tested the courage, stomachs, and questionable decision-making skills of the team. Some bravely faced every ride; others demonstrated excellent leadership by remaining safely on the ground.

Despite the freezing conditions, navigational challenges, and the occasional disappearance in pursuit of snacks, all 70 explorers successfully completed the mission and returned safely to base.

Final expedition assessment:

70 Scouts and Ventures deployed.
One serious weather hazard: October in Ireland.
Numerous navigational challenges encountered.
Food supplies successfully located.
Courage tested, chips consumed, morale restored.

The expedition was declared a resounding success. The team returned with memories, stories, and a renewed appreciation for warm clothing and indoor activities.

Mission accomplished. Expedition complete. Hot chips secured.